Losing in DotA.

I've heard that the losers in DotA actually end up getting a life.

Blind People.

For the fun of it,
I would like to hand over a kite to a blind person,
and tell him to watch over my pet bird.
I wonder what happens.

The Deal with Hair.

Have you ever wondered why the hair on your legs and armpits 
wont grow as much as the hair on your head? 

If you ask me, I think some pixies or dwarfs come in every night
and cut them when you're asleep. 

The fun part is, they never get caught.