Water Shortage.

I can spell konstipated with a "k" and I can like it.

nothing beats the exciting feeling of having to poop,

yet there's no water. 

Looking stupid has never been better.

Why?

When you have roommates, 

buying medicine goes unnoticed.

But toilet paper? Food?

Wooh Boy.

Wanted: Massage The rapists.

This was what the sign read when I passed through a construction site.

This is what happens when you go hardcore with the spacebar.

I was surprised I was the only one laughing.

Of course, I knew it means Massage Therapists.