I'm Sick!

The flu army must have gotten their orders from Gen. Flu to penetrate my body by all means necessary.
by all means necessary might have meant to multiply 983,239,239,842,123,444 times faster than their normal rate just to fully outnumber my immune system.
I guess i had no chance.
I guess its Mission Accomplished.

Screw you viruses.
i hate you with every cell in my body.
Why cant you just die?

Dont have a date yet?

If you still dont have a date for valentine's day..
try to look deep in your heart..

if you find blood, well i guess you're pretty much normal.
but if you see a special someone in there, that looks a lot like yoda,
you're in luck. I think the history channel presents a star wars special on feb 14th.
but seriously, you need some special attention.

If social networking sites merged..

I found this on facebook the other day.
its worth the laughter.

Q: What if YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook merged?
A: The new name would be YouTwitFace.

Pigs Fly! and so can Lobsters!

So ive finally decided to create my own personal blog.
*yawns* hells yeah!
expect unexpected funnyshits-o lol moments life can possibly throw at me.
*gulp*