Losing in DotA.

I've heard that the losers in DotA actually end up getting a life.

Blind People.

For the fun of it,
I would like to hand over a kite to a blind person,
and tell him to watch over my pet bird.
I wonder what happens.

The Deal with Hair.

Have you ever wondered why the hair on your legs and armpits 
wont grow as much as the hair on your head? 

If you ask me, I think some pixies or dwarfs come in every night
and cut them when you're asleep. 

The fun part is, they never get caught. 

Water Shortage.

I can spell konstipated with a "k" and I can like it.

nothing beats the exciting feeling of having to poop,

yet there's no water. 

Looking stupid has never been better.

Why?

When you have roommates, 

buying medicine goes unnoticed.

But toilet paper? Food?

Wooh Boy.

Wanted: Massage The rapists.

This was what the sign read when I passed through a construction site.

This is what happens when you go hardcore with the spacebar.

I was surprised I was the only one laughing.

Of course, I knew it means Massage Therapists.

About Gay Bars.

I wonder what's more embarrasing: 

entering a gay bar, 

or leaving a gay bar in a wheelchair?

What are you good at?

It's amazing how some people have serious imaginations and talents.

Let's face it, some people are good at some things,

and other people are better at other things.

Like these painters who are good at creating paintings,

dancers whose bodies are made up of rubber bands,

and daredevils who must have balls of steel.

and I'm good at, 

well, failing at life.

Physics 101

Oh yes, gravity still exists. hahaha

Being rich was never funnier.

These pictures I found over the Internet was shamelessly funny as hell.

Bangladesh should make war with these people.
Seriously? NO F*CKING WAY!

Election Propaganda

seriously, these election posters are getting to my nerves.
i just cant stand their faces everywhere. 
i spat on one and ended up spitting on a real person.

i dont care if it was an accident,
i needed to do it anyway.
i thought that was preety awesome.

Homeless people are so stupid.

when i pass by a cemetery with all the little houses there, i think of a homeless person.

homeless people could actually live there.

oh come on, its as if someone actually lives there.

it doesnt even have any mailing address. 

Let's play a game!

Rules of the game: 
Slap your mother in the face.

The one who slaps their mother the hardest wins!
The winner is a complete asshole!

I'm Sick!

The flu army must have gotten their orders from Gen. Flu to penetrate my body by all means necessary.
by all means necessary might have meant to multiply 983,239,239,842,123,444 times faster than their normal rate just to fully outnumber my immune system.
I guess i had no chance.
I guess its Mission Accomplished.

Screw you viruses.
i hate you with every cell in my body.
Why cant you just die?

Dont have a date yet?

If you still dont have a date for valentine's day..
try to look deep in your heart..

if you find blood, well i guess you're pretty much normal.
but if you see a special someone in there, that looks a lot like yoda,
you're in luck. I think the history channel presents a star wars special on feb 14th.
but seriously, you need some special attention.

If social networking sites merged..

I found this on facebook the other day.
its worth the laughter.

Q: What if YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook merged?
A: The new name would be YouTwitFace.

Pigs Fly! and so can Lobsters!

So ive finally decided to create my own personal blog.
*yawns* hells yeah!
expect unexpected funnyshits-o lol moments life can possibly throw at me.
*gulp*